A3: Alien Adoption Agency™

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Visitors are invited to explore our world-class caves!
Beautiful Novigrad, armpits above the rest!

There's just something about Novigrad. Maybe it's the eerie resemblance to the former capital of Georgetown. Maybe it's the friendly & welcoming people who at the very least learn your name before shooting you with a rocket launcher. Maybe it’s the stunning architecture decorating the sprawling ghettos. Or perhaps it's the incredible cuisine found in our two restaurants! (Well, one is technically a bakery and the other is a front for a drug den). One thing we all can agree on is once you visit, you never, ever, ever, ever leave.

Using state-of-the-art browser based gameplay you can hop on and battle your way to the top, go for a relaxing stroll in our meandering herb gardens, kick back for some fishing, perhaps gamble away your life savings at our fully stocked casino. If that doesn't get your juices going there's plenty of human abduction, if you're into that sort of thing. Nothing to download, A3 is playable from any browser including cellphones and PDAs.

So join today and learn why the Alien Adoption Agency was named “The best game I was supposed to review but didn't get around to it because I had a hot date that night and no one really reads reviews anyway, I could type anything here and you wouldn't even notice. I hate my boss.” Best of all, it's 100% free to play. So what are you waiting for, click that signup button, you know you want to. Or at least take the tour!

And now, a brief welcome from our Dictator!

I just wanted to take this opportunity to welcome you to our community and let you know that I'm excited you're thinking about joining us. Due to the comic nature of our community, please be at least 16 years of age, or know how to act like it. Folks 'round here don't really like that stuff, and you'll get yelled at for spelling things oddly the way you youngin's do, with the z's and the u's all out of place. Federal law also requires me to notify you I am currently serving time in a federal prison for tax evasion, money laundering, misappropriation of public funds, racketeering, gross negligence in public office, lewd and indecent... well, you get the picture. In any event, please join us, and I look forward to meeting you when I get out, perhaps we can grab a drink!

Kapiten Lud, Dictator of Novigrad

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